BLEACHERS BREW EST. MAY 2006

Someone asked me how my blog and newspaper column came to be titled "Bleachers Brew". It's like this, it's an amalgam of sorts of two things: The bleachers area in the stadium/arena where I used to sit when I would watch baseball, football, and basketball games and Miles Davis' great jazz album Bitches Brew. That's how it got culled together. I originally planned on calling it "The View from the Big Chair" that is a nod to Tears For Fear's second album, Songs from the Big Chair. So there.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Amare vs. the Fire Extingusher



This one has spawned a whole new series of jokes. Seriously, that is one fire extinguisher no one, and I repeat, NO ONE, will mess with ever again. You don't think the fire extinguisher is actually a transformer, yes?


UFC fighter Phil Baroni is nicknamed "The New York Bad Ass". Well, Phil. You have to make way for the latest bad ass in the Big Apple -- "The Extinguisher"! I wonder if it's true that Dana White has offered that fire extinguisher a UFC contract.


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