What an ugly football shirt

Saw the new Manchester United shirt yesterday at Bootcamp and nothing against the Red Devils but this is one ugly jersey. It looks like either a shower curtain or a table top at some carinderia (click on the image to enlarge it and so you can see for yourself). One of the minders at Bootcamp told me that one customer nearly laid down the shirt on the floor before saying: "Let's have a picnic!" Great! Someone bring the water melon, the hotdogs, and the ketchup. Or maybe we can play checkers? Game! Damned United.