BLEACHERS BREW EST. MAY 2006

Someone asked me how my blog and newspaper column came to be titled "Bleachers Brew". It's like this, it's an amalgam of sorts of two things: The bleachers area in the stadium/arena where I used to sit when I would watch baseball, football, and basketball games and Miles Davis' great jazz album Bitches Brew. That's how it got culled together. I originally planned on calling it "The View from the Big Chair" that is a nod to Tears For Fear's second album, Songs from the Big Chair. So there.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

A conversation by Juventus and Ronaldo



Ronaldo to Juventus: I'm going to make this club great.
Juventus: Actually, Ronaldo, we have won 34 Serie A championships. Including 7 straight.
Ronaldo: Oh.
Juventus: And we have 13 Coppa Italia, 7 Super Coppa Italiana, 3 UEFA Cups, 2 UEFA Champions League, 2 UEFA Super Cup, 2 Intercontinental Cups, and 1 UEFA Cup Winners' Cup titles.
Ronaldo: That's it?
Juventus: Oh, we have 1 Serie B title when were relegated in 2006 for match fixing.
Ronaldo: Yeah, but you've never had a player who's won 5 Champions League, 5 Ballon D'Or Awards, and a player who has scored as many goals as I have!

Posted by Rick Olivares

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