Ronaldo to Juventus: I'm going to make this club great.
Juventus: Actually, Ronaldo, we have won 34 Serie A championships. Including 7 straight.
Ronaldo: Oh.
Juventus: And we have 13 Coppa Italia, 7 Super Coppa Italiana, 3 UEFA Cups, 2 UEFA Champions League, 2 UEFA Super Cup, 2 Intercontinental Cups, and 1 UEFA Cup Winners' Cup titles.
Ronaldo: That's it?
Juventus: Oh, we have 1 Serie B title when were relegated in 2006 for match fixing.
Ronaldo: Yeah, but you've never had a player who's won 5 Champions League, 5 Ballon D'Or Awards, and a player who has scored as many goals as I have!
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