I joined the Galactic Empire and will henceforth be known as Darth Rick. After we're done exterminating those Jedi scum, we will hunt down all those smelly Jawas, wookies, and those cretins from Endor. And when we're done with that, watch out Trekkies. You've been warned pond scum.
This was how I was turned by the Dark Side, I was at the Pennsylvania Hotel (that's Madison Square Garden right outside the window) and was cracking jokes about the Emperor when Darth Vader happened by and didn't think I was funny. So there. My fellow writer Cedelf Tupas of the PDI was asking how in the blue hell that happened and I said when you're offered the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders, Ateneo championships, and a PS3 you don't say no. Bwahahahaha!
In case you're wondering what's inside the Thank You plastic bag I'm carrying, the contents are DVDs of Batman: Dead End, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Azumi, and a few books and magazines. The poster is The Cutting Edge. Moira Kelly. Whooooooooooooo!
A friend of mine was saying that he was physically in the office but mentally elsewhere. I said that was tough but I was in a bind because my mind was in a galaxy far far away.
Bwahahahaha
This was how I was turned by the Dark Side, I was at the Pennsylvania Hotel (that's Madison Square Garden right outside the window) and was cracking jokes about the Emperor when Darth Vader happened by and didn't think I was funny. So there. My fellow writer Cedelf Tupas of the PDI was asking how in the blue hell that happened and I said when you're offered the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders, Ateneo championships, and a PS3 you don't say no. Bwahahahaha!
In case you're wondering what's inside the Thank You plastic bag I'm carrying, the contents are DVDs of Batman: Dead End, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Azumi, and a few books and magazines. The poster is The Cutting Edge. Moira Kelly. Whooooooooooooo!
A friend of mine was saying that he was physically in the office but mentally elsewhere. I said that was tough but I was in a bind because my mind was in a galaxy far far away.
Bwahahahaha
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