What a laugher! The funny, the weird, and the plain quotable!

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams, former Orlando Magic General Manager

I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust 'em.
-- Jim Valvano, former North Carolina State Head Coach